10 Random Poker Quotes

Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
You have to piss with the dick you have
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.