10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.