10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine