10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers