10 Random Poker Quotes
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.