10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen