10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.