10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.