10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers