10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.