10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"