10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- It's Free To Fold...