10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986