10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm