10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine