10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.