10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio