10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss