10 Random Poker Quotes

some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
Why not, when some because there are three.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
"All-in, bitches!!!"