10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.