10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Fold and live to fold again
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.