10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz