10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen