10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-