10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon