10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss