10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack