10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts