10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from