10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)