10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword