10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.