10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson