10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "No river, no fish."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."