10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.