10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers