10 Random Poker Quotes

Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters