10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson