10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!