10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.