10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim