10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.