10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.