10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss