10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.