10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.