10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls