10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss