10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger