10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.